The Fourth of July is a fun time for family celebrations, good food, great fun, parades, and fireworks.  It’s the high point of the summer, and family gatherings abound.  At JM Cremps, we’d like to wish you a Happy Fourth of July, and we hope your day is filled with fun, food, family, and the remembrance of what makes this day so special.

You probably already have most of your party planning done.  The fireworks are all set, the grill is ready to go, and the kids are already anxious for the parade.  We want to make sure you’re also ready to be the hit of the party with some fun and lighthearted Fourth of July jokes.  Tell them yourself or teach them to the kids.  Either way, you’re guaranteed to get a few chuckles.

Q: Did you hear the one about the Liberty Bell?
A: Yeah, it cracked me up.

Q: What’s red, white, blue and green?
A: A seasick Uncle Sam

Q: Why did the British cross the Atlantic?
A: To get to the other tide

Q: What did one flag say to the other flag?
A: Nothing, it just waved.

Q: Why did the duck say bang?
A: Because he was a firequacker

Q: What’s the difference between a duck and George Washington?
A: One has a bill on his face, and the other has his face on a bill

 Q: What was George Washington’s favorite tree?
A: The infantry

 Q: Do they have a 4th of July in England?
A: Of course they do. That’s how they get from the 3rd to the 5th.

 Q: What protest by a group of dogs happened in 1773?
A: The Boston Flea Party

 (joke sources:  examiner.com)

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