“One time, in Vietnam, I saw a grizzly bear ridin’ a scooter”.

That’s probably not something you’ve heard someone say before, but if you ever watched A&E TV’s popular television series, Duck Dynasty, then you can probably pick who said this. If you guessed Uncle Si, then you guessed right! Si Robertson is the funny uncle that we can all identify with, which is why he has become one of the most popular and enduring people on the show.

Si Robertson and the rest of the Duck Dynasty crew may be funny, but their commitment to their faith and their family is no laughing matter. In a world where so many things on television are a testament to the declining morals of our society, it is so refreshing to see a family that not only talks about family and values, but also lives family and values. At JM Cremps we espouse family values, and are glad to see another family-owned company play by the same rules.

If you haven’t seen Duck Dynasty yet, you may want to catch their latest episode on A&E.com. If you are already a fan, then you’ll appreciate the Si Robertson quotes below. If you are looking to shop Duck Dynasty gear, then check out our Duck Dynasty Duck Commander page at JMCremps.com. We have a decent selection of duck commander shirts, duck commander clothing, duck dynasty gear, duck calls, and duck dynasty gifts. As Phil would say, Duck Dynasty gifts make everybody Happy Happy Happy!

In the meantime, enjoy these Funny Duck Dynasty Quotes:

“This snowcone is giving me a brain sneeze. It’s when your brain needs to sneeze, but it caint cause its a brain, so it just hurts.” Si Robertson

“When you don’t know what you’re doing, it’s best to do it quickly” Jase Robertson

“Any animal can get big boys…Hey..once i reached down to pet a little dog and when i did..hey..it was a 5 pound squirrel.” Si Robertson

“Hey, you want something done right, don’t ask me.” Si Robertson

“If you can find a nice pretty country girl that can cook and carries her bible, now there’s a woman.” Phil Robertson

“Work hard. Nap hard. Hey, that’s what I always say, Jack.” Si Robertson

“Hey can mean anything. It can mean yes, it can mean maybe, it could mean no, it could mean next week. Hey, the bottom line is you have to understand me to understand hey.” Si Robertson

“I sting like a butterfly and punch like a flea” Si Robertson

“Nothin makes a dad happier than seeing his daughter with a smile on her face and her boyfriend with fear in his eyes” – Willie Robertson

“I am the MacGyver of cooking. If you bring me a piece of bread, cabbage, coconut, mustard greens, pigs feet, pine cones…and a woodpecker, I’ll make you a good chicken pot pie.” Si Robertson